Ryan Johnson’s Sex Scenes

Good Morning, Australia!\n\nHappy Hug an Australian Day!\n\nI sometimes see what search terms get you here, you know. (These days, most searches are encrypted, so web sites don’t see the incoming search terms.)\n\nryan-search-terms\n\nOver the long term, in order of frequency, you want to know:\n\n

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  1. The actor in the Cadbury Favourites ad.

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  2. Whatever Ryan’s latest work is airing, wherever in the world that happens to be. (I see new visitors from every country Fairly Legal starts airing in, so it’s nice to see waves of visitors from those countries.)

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  3. Ryan Johnson sex scenes.

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\n\nI admit that I’ve gotten a few chuckles out of that third one, then several of you searched for that the same day. Every few days, there’s another hit or three.\n\nOkay then.\n\nIt’s the site’s anniversary, so what better way to celebrate?\n\nConfession: I haven’t watched all of Ryan’s work. Some of it is just inobtanium, and some of it, like Out of the Blue, is only available in pieces. So I might have missed things.\n\nBut here’s a short and handy guide for you, in approximate heat order.\n\nLet’s warm up.\n\n

First, Ryan Being Ryan

\n\nThe first 30-ish seconds of the Behind the Scenes video for the Flickerfest Trailer are hilarious.\n\n\n\n

Getting Shot Down

\n\nI love the “naughty time” bit from the 7th episode of One Step Closer to Home starting at 1:13, ending around 1:20.\n\n\n\n

Kissing Scenes

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Running With Scissors

\n\nBen Lee’s music video for “Running With Scissors” features Ryan (and his now-wife Tamara) making out in the audience.\n\n\n\n

Fairly Legal

\n\nProbably the best known for the US audience is Fairly Legal, Season 2, Episode 8: “Ripple of Hope”. More screencaps of that scene (and the rest of the episode) at that link.\n\nripple-of-hope-58\n\n

SLiDE

\n\nHot same-sex kissing scene here. (YouTube video)\n\n

Shirtless

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Fairly Legal: Shattered.

\n\nAfter Ben’s ex dumps hot chocolate on him, Ben has Kate bring him a change of wardrobe.\n\nfl-shattered-54\n\nfl-shattered-57\n\nfl-shattered-58\n\n

Fairly Legal: Borderline

\n\nYes, I’ve finally finished the screencaps for this episode and uploaded them. I haven’t done the other two yet, though.\n\nfl-borderline-103\n\nfl-borderline-104\n\n

Jucy

\n\nStripping for the naked cast party….\n\n\n\n

All My Friends Are Leaving Brisbane

\n\nFor the last entry in the shirtless category….\n\nOne of my friends found the trailer, and I did an early screencap of the cereal bowl scene on my Pinterest board of Ryan pictures, which I started before this website.\n\nI told director Louise Alston that I was making a fan site for Ryan, and she said she’d been intending to re-cut the trailer in HD. Which she did. More pictures here, plus the trailer.\n\nThe dialogue line that goes with this one? Tyson (Ryan’s character) asks Anthea (the blonde), “Do you want some toast?”\n\nleaving-brisbane-cereal-bowl\n\n

Sex Scenes

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City Loop

\n\nCity Loop was one of Ryan’s early works. It’s a collection of narratives each focusing on a single character, and Ryan’s character is one of them. There technically is a sex scene in it, but I suspect not the kind you’re looking for, which is why I didn’t screencap that part of it. Let’s just say it’s awkward and not happy fun sexy times.\n\n

Rake

\n\nA friend of mine who told me about Ryan’s sex scene in Rake described it as “the most awkward BJ on television.”\n\nMy husband and I had the same response: “That’s a category?”\n\nrake_01_02\n\n

Satisfaction

\n\nWhen I first saw this pair of episodes, my first thought was, “Oh, Australian television, I love you so hard.” The sex scene (which is a foursome) is brief and shown in a fast series of dissolves.\n\nryan-satis0306-1\n\nPlus, there’s this choice line of dialogue….\n\n

\n “If I fucked you, you would know about it.”\n

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